7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About covid virus

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My wife asked me to stop impersonating a COVID virus. I said, 'That's a contagious idea!

Why did the virus start a band? It wanted to go on a world tour!

I told my computer I needed a break from COVID news. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

Why did the virus enroll in school? It wanted to be cultured!

My plants asked me if I've been watering them with sanitizer. I said, 'No, they prefer H2O, not H2O2!

Why did the cell phone break up with the COVID app? It found someone with better reception!

I asked my doctor if laughter is the best medicine for COVID. He told me it's the second-best. The first is the vaccine!

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