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The Overly Cautious Friend
Balancing paranoia and precautions
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I told him I had a cold, and he handed me a face mask, gloves, and a quarantine notice. I said, "Dude, it's just a common cold, not an alien invasion. I don't need to be quarantined with Will Smith.
The Netflix and Chill Enthusiast
Balancing binge-watching with pandemic stress
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He's so invested in his favorite shows that he asked his doctor for a medical note to excuse him from work, stating that he's on a critical mission to finish every series on his watchlist. I guess it's one way to turn binge-watching into a legitimate career path.
The Extroverted Introvert
Social distancing struggles for the social butterfly
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He's so desperate for social interaction that he started waving at his own reflection in the mirror. I said, "Dude, even your reflection is practicing social distancing; it's trying to avoid your awkward high fives.
The DIY Enthusiast
Attempting to DIY everything during the pandemic
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He's taken DIY cooking to a new level. His idea of a gourmet meal is microwaving instant noodles and then arranging them on a plate to look like a Michelin-star dish. I told him, "Dude, that's not culinary art; that's just advanced laziness.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Navigating through COVID conspiracy theories
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I asked him why he thinks the vaccine has a microchip. He said, "It's to track us." I said, "Buddy, if the government wanted to track you, they'd just follow the trail of pizza delivery boxes to your basement.
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