17 Jokes About Covid Virus

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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Did you hear about the germ who went to the party? It had a blast and spread the news!
Why did the virus apply for a job? It wanted to go viral!
I tried to make a COVID cocktail, but it didn't taste right. I think I had too much cough syrup!
I tried to write a COVID song, but it didn't go viral. Maybe I need a better chorus!
Why did the COVID vaccine break up with the flu shot? It needed some space!
I used to play hide and seek with COVID, but it always found me. It's the ultimate seeker!
Why did the COVID virus go to therapy? It had too many issues with attachment!
I'm so afraid of catching the COVID virus that I've started social distancing from my refrigerator. It's a love-hate relationship now.
I thought I had a rare condition during the pandemic, but it turns out I was just suffering from FOMO – Fear of Missing Oxygen.
I asked the COVID virus for its New Year's resolution, and it said, 'To spread more positivity!' I said, 'Maybe pick a different word...'
The COVID virus tried to set me up on a blind date with the flu, but I said, 'Sorry, I'm not into infectious relationships.'
My relationship with the COVID virus is like a bad breakup – it won't leave, and I can't stop talking about it to anyone who will listen.
I tried to tell a COVID joke, but it went viral... and now it's in quarantine.
I thought I had a superpower during the pandemic – turns out it was just my COVID hairdo giving me a false sense of invincibility.
The COVID virus told me it's tired of living in my body rent-free. I said, 'Well, you're not paying rent because you're not an essential tenant!'
The COVID virus walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve your kind here.' The virus replies, 'Well, that's just viral discrimination!'
I went to a COVID-themed costume party, and everyone was dressed as their favorite symptom. I came as 'loss of taste.' No one recognized me.

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