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What do you call a group of witches who always keep their word? A hexcellent covenant!
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I tried making a covenant with my diet, but it keeps breaking its promises. It's a real betrayal meal!
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Why do wizards always keep their word? Because breaking a magical covenant is spell-arious business!
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What do you call a magical pact made over a cup of tea? A brewsable covenant!
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Why did the vampire lawyer always win in court? He had a bloodsucking good covenant!
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What do you call a wizard who breaks his magical promises? A wand-ering covenant-breaker!
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Why did the witch refuse to sign the magical contract? She felt it was too hex-pensive!
Social Media and Covenants
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You ever read those terms and conditions online? It's like making a covenant with a tech wizard. I swear not to post any cat memes without the express written consent of the internet overlords. Yeah, that’s a legally binding magical spell right there.
Gym Memberships and Covenants
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You know, gym memberships are like covenants. You swear you'll go every day, you'll sculpt your body into a Greek statue. But after the third day, the only heavy lifting you're doing is the pizza box back home. That's a covenant with my couch, I guess.
Friendship Covenants
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Friendship, it's a covenant of sorts, right? It's like, I promise not to spill your secrets unless it's really, really funny. Friendship is the only covenant where the penalty for breaking it is enduring terrible dad jokes for a week.
Driving Covenants
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Traffic laws, they're kind of like covenants, right? We all agree to follow them until that one person thinks they're auditioning for 'Fast & Furious' and suddenly, red lights are just suggestions. It's a covenant of chaos out there on the roads.
Restaurant Covenants
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Eating out is like entering a covenant with your stomach. You pick a menu item, promise it'll be your last cheat meal, and suddenly, you've made a pact with dessert and all its sweet temptations. That’s a covenant that ends with a food coma.
Marriage Covenants
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Marriage, they call it a covenant, right? More like a contract with a whole bunch of addendums. It's like, I promise to love, honor, and update the terms and conditions whenever necessary. It’s the only contract where I do is followed by as long as the Wi-Fi works.
Tech Support Covenants
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Tech support? That's a whole covenant in itself. It’s like agreeing to decipher hieroglyphics over the phone while your cat decides your keyboard is a great place for a nap. It’s a magical incantation of patience and a lot of “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Covenants and Roommates
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You know, signing a lease with roommates is like making a covenant with a coven. You’re all pledging to share space and not turn each other into frogs when the dishes pile up. But sometimes, I wonder if that no hexes clause was left out.
Pet Covenants
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Pet ownership is a covenant, they say. Yeah, it's like an unspoken agreement where you give them shelter, food, and love, and in return, they pee on your favorite rug and pretend they've never seen a vacuum cleaner before. It’s a scratch my back, I'll shed on your bed arrangement.
Parenting Covenants
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Parenthood, they say, is a sacred covenant. Yeah, a covenant to never sleep properly again and become an expert in negotiating with tiny terrorists. It’s the only job where your performance review involves how many times you've sung the alphabet backwards.
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