5 Jokes About Covenants

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Updated on: Dec 03 2024

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The Lawyer

Juggling legal jargon with the supernatural world.
Trying to enforce a covenant with a ghost is tough. They don't sign contracts; they just make your pen float!

The Unintentional Coven Leader

Accidentally becoming the leader of a coven and dealing with unintended consequences.
When I realized I was leading a coven, I thought, "Great! I can finally use my leadership skills!" Then I realized the only skill needed was brewing potions!

The Paranormal Investigator

Figuring out if covenants are haunted contracts or just misunderstood paperwork.
Paranormal tip: If you see a ghost reading a covenant, it's not haunting you—it's just brushing up on its legal rights!

The Real Estate Agent

Balancing the fine line between selling a house and selling the neighborhood.
I told my clients the neighborhood covenant is strict. Apparently, "no goats in the backyard" isn’t as appealing as it used to be!

The Misinformed New Neighbor

Misinterpreting "covenants" as a social club and trying to join in hilarious ways.
I asked if I could join the covenant and was handed a broomstick and a cauldron. Apparently, they mistook me for a delivery service!

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