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Have you ever noticed how everything nowadays could sell you a dream? I bought a mattress the other day, and the salesperson was like, "This mattress is so comfortable, you'll dream of never getting out of bed." Well, they were right. Now my boss is mad at me.
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You could sell the idea of multitasking as a superpower. But when I try to juggle work, chores, and a social life, it's more like trying to juggle flaming torches – someone's bound to get burned.
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They say you could sell the Brooklyn Bridge to anyone. I tried selling a stick I found in my backyard, but people just gave me weird looks. I guess I need to work on my sales pitch.
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They say you could sell sand to someone living on the beach. I tried selling snow to a penguin once. Needless to say, the market was a bit chilly.
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Have you ever noticed how even the most mundane things could sell themselves with the right marketing? I mean, who would have thought that bottled water would become a status symbol? I remember when water was free and came from the tap.
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I heard you could sell your unused gym membership. So, I put mine up for sale. The buyer was thrilled until they realized it came with the bonus feature of guilt every time they skipped a workout.
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I recently discovered that even a bag of ice could sell itself. I mean, have you seen those commercials? Ice cubes sliding down a glass like they're auditioning for a Hollywood movie. I didn't know my freezer was producing action stars.
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They say you could sell your soul to the devil, but have you ever tried selling your old smartphone? It's like, "Sure, Satan, I'll give you my soul, but can you take this outdated piece of technology too?
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You could sell the idea of going to the gym as a fantastic life choice. But let's be honest, the only six-pack I'm getting is from the beer aisle at the grocery store.
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