5 Jokes About Coronavirus

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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The Vaccine Optimist

When you're so optimistic about the vaccine, you're practically a pharmaceutical cheerleader
The vaccine has turned me into a vaccination evangelist. I've even created a dance called the "Vax-and-Jive." It's so infectious; even my cat has started doing it.

The Mask Fashionista

When your fashion choices are dictated by the latest mask trends
I've taken up mask customization as a hobby. I call my latest creation the "Snack Trap." It's perfect for discreetly eating popcorn during those endless Zoom meetings.

The Socially Awkward Exiter

When you've forgotten how to socialize after being isolated for so long
Socializing now involves a complex risk assessment. I've developed a rating system for events: Low risk—family gathering. Medium risk—birthday party. High risk—office happy hour. Anything with karaoke is off the charts, and I'm staying home.

The Zoom Survivor

When Zoom meetings become the Hunger Games of your professional life
I've discovered the key to a successful Zoom meeting is looking engaged. So, I've mastered the art of the "nod and mute." It's like playing charades, but instead of acting out a word, I'm acting out my interest in the quarterly budget report.

The Quarantine Expert

When your expertise is confined to quarantine
Quarantine has turned me into a fitness guru. I'm not saying I've lost weight, but my fridge has never been in better shape. It's like a six-pack in there.

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