6 Jokes About Coronavirus

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a banker because I need money during quarantine!
I asked my cat what it thought of quarantine. It said, 'Purr-etty boring!
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, much like the news about coronavirus.
I told my computer I needed a break from coronavirus news. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
I asked my wife if we could watch a movie during the quarantine. She said, 'Sure, anything but Contagion.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug – I meant her cooking during quarantine!

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