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Why did the cornea break up with the lens? It couldn't see a future together!
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What did the cornea say to the contact lens at the party? 'You really know how to make an entrance!
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Why did the cornea bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
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What did one cornea say to the other during an argument? 'Eye don't see your point!
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I asked my cornea if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'I'm more into depth perception!
Cornea's Celebrity Crush
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I asked my cornea if it had a celebrity crush, and it said, Definitely LASIK. I mean, have you seen how smooth and precise LASIK is? It's like the George Clooney of eye procedures – sophisticated, reliable, and it never ages!
Cornea, the Drama Queen
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My cornea is a drama queen. One tiny speck of dust, and it's like, Oh, the agony! The pain! Call 911! And I'm just standing there like, Dude, it's just a little particle. Chill out. It's not the end of the world; it's just a bit of debris.
The Cornea Conspiracy
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Have you ever noticed that your cornea is like a secretive government agent? It's always working undercover, gathering information about the world, and then, when you least expect it, it starts tearing up in the middle of a sad movie like, Mission accomplished, emotions engaged!
Cornea's Bucket List
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I found my cornea's bucket list. At the top was See the world, and I'm just sitting here thinking, You're literally designed for that! What's next on your list, breathe air? I swear, corneas are the drama queens of the eye world.
Cornea's Stand-up Comedy
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If my cornea did stand-up comedy, it would probably have a lot of eye-rolling jokes. It would be like, People always ask me how I see the world. Well, it's a real eye-roller, let me tell you! I imagine it has a whole routine about the struggles of being transparent.
Cornea, the Overachiever
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I think my cornea is an overachiever. It's like, Hey, I don't just want to help you see clearly; I want to reflect light in a way that makes rainbows on the wall. I'm not just an eye part; I'm a party!
Cornea's Morning Routine
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Ever wonder what your cornea does when you're asleep? I like to think it throws on a tiny bathrobe, grabs a miniature cup of coffee, and starts the day with a morning newspaper – Eye Chronicles, of course. Just catching up on all the latest headlines, like, Nose Hair Growth: A Hairy Situation.
Cornea vs. Eyelash
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You know it's going to be a bad day when your cornea gets into a fight with an eyelash. It's like a tiny battle royale happening in your eye, and you're just hoping they'll settle their differences and coexist peacefully. It's the ultimate showdown – Cornea vs. Eyelash: Dawn of Red Eyes.
Cornea's Vacation
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I asked my cornea if it ever takes a vacation, and it said, Oh, absolutely! I go to the back of your eye, put my feet up, and enjoy the darkness. It's like my own private beach – minus the sand, of course. Sand is my mortal enemy!
Cornea's Social Anxiety
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I think my cornea has social anxiety. Every time I try to make eye contact with someone attractive, it's like, Abort mission! We can't handle this level of intensity! I'm just standing there like, Come on, cornea, don't be shy; we've practiced this in the mirror!
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