5 Jokes For Cornea

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 28 2025

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Comedy in Eye Surgeries

The humor surgeons might find during eye surgeries, despite the seriousness of the task.
The cornea's surgery is intense, but I heard the surgeon cracked a joke, and everyone saw eye to eye after that.

The Eye's Dating Game

The challenges the cornea faces in the eye's dating scene.
You'd think the cornea would have it easy in the eye's dating scene, being the first to make an impression. Turns out, it's harder to be noticed when you're clear as day.

Optometrist's Outlook

The struggle of making eye-related puns without offending anyone.
People say the cornea is the window to the soul. Does that mean glasses are just curtains for the window?

A Mischievous Contact Lens

The challenges of a contact lens with a mischievous personality.
My contact lens likes to test my patience. It either disappears or decides to swim in my eye. There's no in-between.

The Cornea's Complaints

The cornea's grievances about its role and the constant comparisons to other parts of the eye.
Being the cornea is tough. I mean, the lens gets to focus, the iris gets all the attention, and here I am just trying to keep an eye on things.

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