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I recently learned that corneas can be donated. So, technically, you could say that eyes are the original recyclable material. Reduce, reuse, and see the world through someone else's cornea – the eco-friendly way to view life.
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Corneas are like the body's natural Snapchat filters. They add a soft focus to everything, making life seem a bit less harsh. But then you take them off (or close your eyes), and suddenly, you're back to the unfiltered reality – wrinkles, imperfections, and all.
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You ever notice that when you accidentally poke yourself in the eye, it's not just painful, it's also a humbling experience? Like, congratulations, you just got defeated by your own finger. It's a reminder that no matter how cool you think you are, your cornea knows who's boss.
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You ever notice how when someone asks, "Do you have eyes in the back of your head?" they never consider the possibility that you might have corneas back there too? Imagine if we did – multitasking at its finest. "Yeah, I see you trying to sneak up on me. Nice try!
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My cornea must be a drama queen. Every time I chop onions, it's like the end of the world. Tears, drama, and the whole "I can't see anything" act. I'm just standing there like, "Come on, cornea, we've been through this before. Pull yourself together!
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The cornea is like the body's own built-in VR headset. But instead of immersing you in a cool digital world, it's more like, "Welcome to reality, where you have bills to pay and deadlines to meet. Enjoy your stay!" I'd like a refund, please.
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You ever notice how your cornea is like a protective shield for your eye? Mine's on high alert all the time. Anything comes near my eye, and it's like, "Red alert! Intruder approaching!" I'm pretty sure my cornea has a black belt in martial arts.
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You ever notice how your cornea seems to have its own agenda during important moments? Like, you're about to give a presentation, and suddenly your eye decides it's the perfect time for a random twitch. Thanks, cornea, just what I needed to impress my boss – an impromptu eye dance.
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The cornea is proof that even the smallest, transparent things in life can make a big impact. It's like the MVP of the eye, silently working behind the scenes, ensuring you get the best view of this crazy sitcom called reality. Thanks, cornea, for keeping my vision sharp and my jokes even sharper!
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Have you ever tried to put in contact lenses? It's like trying to thread a needle, blindfolded, in a windstorm. I feel like my cornea is playing hide and seek, and I'm just there, desperately chasing after it with a tiny piece of silicone. "Come back, cornea! We're a team!
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