9 Jokes About Consent

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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I told my plant I was going on vacation. It asked for a signed letter of consent for the plant-sitter!
What did the book say to the reader? 'I need your consent to open up and share my story!
I applied for a job at the bakery. They said, 'We need your written consent to dough-nut misuse our equipment!
I told my computer it needed a software update. It replied, 'I'll download it, but only with your explicit consent!
Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had trouble accepting that 'crumbs' should have given consent before being consumed!
I told my friend a joke about consent. He said, 'I'll laugh, but only with your explicit verbal permission!
Why did the consent form go to therapy? It had issues with boundaries!
What did the enthusiastic vegetable say to the hesitant fruit? 'Lettuce romaine friends, and pear-lease give your consent!
What did the pencil say to the eraser before making edits? 'I need your consent before I erase anything!

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