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Why did the light bulb request consent before shining? It wanted to ensure it had the right to brighten up someone's day!
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Why did the drum kit refuse to play? It needed the drummer's consent – no beat without agreement!
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I asked my friend if he needed permission to eat his sandwich. He said, 'No, it's a free lunch!
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Why did the scarecrow get written consent before doing its job? It wanted to make sure it had a legal 'standing' in the field!
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Why did the coffee ask for consent before being served? It didn't want to espresso itself without permission!
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Why did the computer file apply for a job? It wanted to work in 'bytes' and needed the user's consent!
Consent, the Romantic Passport
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Consent is like having a passport for romance – you can't go anywhere without it. But let me tell you, my passport has so many stamps from the country of 'Misunderstandings' that border control is starting to question if I'm a permanent resident!
Consent and the Relationship Olympics
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They say relationships are a marathon, not a sprint. Well, mine feels more like an obstacle course in the Relationship Olympics. And just when I think I've cleared the 'communication hurdle,' here comes the 'emotional baggage relay'!
Consent and the Dating Dilemma
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Dating in the age of consent is tricky. It's like trying to defuse a bomb, but the bomb is your potential relationship, and the wires are emotions. Cut the wrong one, and boom! You're left explaining to your friends why your love life resembles a Michael Bay movie.
The Art of Consentual Diplomacy
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Consent is all about communication, they tell me. It's like delicate diplomacy. Well, in my relationships, it's less like a carefully crafted peace treaty and more like two countries arguing over who forgot to take out the garbage!
Consent, the GPS of Romance
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They say consent is like a GPS for relationships – clear directions for where you're headed. In my case, it's more like having Apple Maps as my guide. I'll think I'm going left, but suddenly I'm making an unexpected U-turn into the friend zone!
Consent, the Romantic Permission Slip
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Consent is like a permission slip in the school of love. Well, let me tell you, my love life feels more like I forged the signature and now I'm sitting in the principal's office, trying to sweet talk my way out of detention!
Consent, the Romantic Agreement
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Consent is like signing a contract, they say. Well, my love life feels more like I accidentally agreed to terms and conditions without reading them, and now I'm stuck in a subscription I can't cancel!
Consent and Confused
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Consent is essential, they say. It's like trying to navigate a busy intersection. But in my case, it's more like playing a game of Frogger. One wrong move, and suddenly you're in deep water, desperately trying to avoid the crocodiles of awkwardness!
Consent Conundrums
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So, I was reading about consent the other day. They say it's like a cup of tea. Well, let me tell you, if my romantic life was a tea party, it would be more like a Mad Hatter's tea party – confusing, chaotic, and everyone's just hoping the Cheshire Cat doesn't show up unexpectedly!
Consent, the Language of Love
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They say consent is the language of love. In my case, it's more like a dialect I'm still trying to master. It's like going to a foreign country and thinking you can impress everyone with your high school language skills – spoiler alert: you can't.
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