5 Jokes About Consent

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Updated on: Dec 23 2024

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My alarm clock asked for my consent to wake me up. I said, 'You have my full alarm-proval!
What did the blanket say to the bed? 'I won't cover you without your consent – that's a blanket statement!
I asked my car for consent to start the engine. It responded, 'Vroom-vroom, go ahead!
I told my GPS, 'I need your consent to take a U-turn.' It replied, 'Recalculating... consent granted!
My cat asked for my consent to sit on my lap. I said, 'Purr-mission granted!

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