7+ Best One Liners Jokes For connery

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I challenged Sean Connery to a race. He said, 'I'm always Bond to win.

I asked Sean Connery if he likes spicy food. He said, 'I can handle the Bond fire.

I asked Sean Connery if he could fix my computer. He said, 'Have you tried turning it off and then on again, Bond-style?

I told my friend I can imitate Sean Connery perfectly. He said, 'You're just being a copy-cat, Bond, copy-cat.

Sean Connery's favorite exercise? Running. Bond running.

I asked Sean Connery if he knew any good fishing spots. He said, 'I know a great plaice.

What does Sean Connery say when he's surprised? 'Oh, double-oh my!

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