5 Jokes For Connery

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Updated on: Apr 24 2025

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The Accent

Sean Connery's iconic Scottish accent
Sean Connery’s accent is so iconic, even his GPS sounds like it’s giving directions in a tuxedo.

Retirement Plans

Sean Connery's life after his acting career
Retirement for Sean Connery? It’s all about sitting back, enjoying the sunset, and teaching seagulls to say, "Bond, James Bond.

Shaken, Not Stirred

The iconic phrase "shaken, not stirred" from James Bond movies
You know you're having a bad day when your relationship status is best described as "shaken, not stirred.

Spy Gadgets

The outrageous gadgets used in Bond movies
Sean Connery's umbrella wasn’t just for rain. It was bulletproof, had a hidden sword, and came with a warning: "Beware of flying spies.

007's Love Life

James Bond's romantic encounters
Sean Connery's love life? It's a series of encounters that were shaken, stirred, and left on read.

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