8 Jokes For Compost

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Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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Why did the compost break up with the soil? It felt too much pressure to commit!
How do you know if a compost bin is happy? It's full of 'earthy' laughter!
What did the compost say to the snail? 'Hurry up, you're not decomposing fast enough!
Why did the tomato turn red in the compost bin? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't compost piles get jealous? Because they're too 'grounded'!
Why was the compost pile a great listener? It knew the value of 'silence' composting!
Why did the compost get invited to all the parties? It had the best 'earthly' jokes!
Why did the worm break up with the compost? It needed more 'space'!

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