5 Jokes For Compost

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 18 2024

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The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist

Belief that composting is a government plot.
Composting is just the government's way of spying on us. Next thing you know, they’ll be listening to our conversations through carrot tops!

The Skeptical Neighbor

Suspicion about the neighbor's compost bin.
My neighbor's compost is like a Vegas buffet for raccoons. They walk in looking for scraps and leave with a VIP pass to chaos!

The Clueless Novice

Utter confusion about the process of composting.
I thought composting was easy until my compost bin turned into an angry salad demanding more kale and less apple cores!

The Lazy Gardener

Reluctance to put effort into composting.
I’m in a long-term relationship with procrastination. My compost bin? Oh, it’s on its own 'slow food' movement!

The Overenthusiastic Environmentalist

Overzealousness about the importance of composting.
I'm so passionate about composting, I gave a TED talk to a group of earthworms. They were really hooked, or should I say 'hooked on dirt'?

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