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Composting has made me appreciate the beauty in decay. I used to look at a rotting apple and think, "Gross." Now I see it and think, "Ah, the circle of life, making my garden thrive one decaying fruit at a time.
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Composting has taught me that vegetables have a second life – as mush in my backyard. It's like a vegetable zombie apocalypse out there. I'm just waiting for the day my tomato plants start demanding brains.
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I've realized that composting is a lot like dating. You throw in a bunch of things, hope they decompose well together, and sometimes it just turns into a smelly mess. But hey, at least with composting, you get some good soil out of it.
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Composting is like a relationship with Mother Nature. It starts with excitement, thinking you're doing something good, but then it gets messy, and you realize it requires more effort than you signed up for. At this point, I just hope my compost bin doesn't break up with me.
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I tried explaining composting to my dog. I said, "Buddy, we're saving the planet, one banana peel at a time!" He just stared at me like, "I don't care about the planet; I care about that last piece of bacon you dropped.
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Composting is like nature's recycling bin. It's the circle of life, just with more coffee grounds and fewer lions. Although, if my compost ever starts roaring, I'm moving out of that neighborhood.
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You know, I recently started composting. It's my attempt to be more environmentally conscious. But now my kitchen smells like a mix of a salad bar and a science experiment. I never thought going green would make me want to hold my breath!
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I've become so invested in composting that I now judge people based on their kitchen waste. If I see someone tossing out a perfectly good apple core, I'm like, "Really? You're just gonna let that potential soil gold go to waste?!
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I tried explaining composting to my grandma, and she looked at me like I was talking about some secret society. "Back in my day, we just threw things away and called it a day. None of this vegetable cult nonsense!
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