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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. My dream of a time-traveling accessory never came true!
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I wanted to be a gardener, but my dreams were weed out. Now I'm stuck in a desk job. Dreams should be more herb-friendly!
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I wanted to be a gardener, but my dreams got cold feet. Now they're frostbite ferns in Antarctica!
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My dream of becoming a baker is on a roll. Well, actually, it's more of a baguette.
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I wanted to be a tailor, but my dreams got all stitched up. Now I'm stuck in a fabric of imagination!
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My dream of being an astronaut never took off. It's just space cadet training for now!
Dreaming of a Clean House
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My dream is to have a spotless, perfectly organized house. The only problem is my dream self doesn't seem to communicate with my awake self. Dream me is all about cleanliness, but real me is like, Eh, close enough.
Reality Check Bounced
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I tried to manifest my dreams, but it turns out my dreams only accept cash, not positive affirmations. Who knew the universe preferred Visa over good vibes?
When Dreams Come True
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You know, they say dreams do come true, but has anyone thought about the nightmares? Like, imagine dreaming about being stuck in traffic for eternity, and then, bam! Your dream comes true – you're on the highway during rush hour. Dreams coming true should come with a warning label: Caution: Contents may be weirder than they appear!
Dreaming Like a Boss
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They say dream big, right? So, I started dreaming like a boss. I dreamt of having my own private jet, but my reality check bounced. Now, my private jet is a paper airplane, and the only person applauding my takeoff is my cat.
Dreaming Big, Living Small
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I recently had a dream that I won the lottery, and it was incredible. I woke up ready to quit my job, buy a yacht, and hire a personal chef. But then reality kicked in, and I realized my bank account was still playing hard to get. Turns out, my dream was on a budget.
When Nightmares Upgrade
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Nightmares are like software updates for your fears. Just when you think your fear of spiders is outdated, boom! Nightmare version 2.0 includes tarantulas with PhDs in web design.
Sleeping Beauty's Real Struggle
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I envy Sleeping Beauty, you know? She gets to take a nap and wake up to a handsome prince. Meanwhile, I take a nap and wake up with a sore neck, tangled hair, and the desperate need for caffeine. Where's my fairy tale ending?
Dreaming of Superpowers
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I had a dream I could fly the other night. Woke up the next morning, tried to soar through the sky, and learned a valuable lesson: gravity still applies in the real world. I guess my dream forgot to read the laws of physics.
When Nightmares Collide
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You ever have those dreams where your worst fears collide, and you're being chased by a zombie clown riding a spider? I had one of those dreams, and now I'm convinced my subconscious is working on a horror movie screenplay. Hollywood, call me!
The Dream Diet
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You ever notice how dreams and diets have a lot in common? They both promise a better life, but halfway through, you're just left craving something more. I had a dream I was a fitness model once – woke up, looked in the mirror, and realized I still had the physique of a marshmallow.
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