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Ever notice how we treat wishbones like they hold the secret to our dreams coming true? It's like a mini WWE match at the dinner table, but let's be honest, it's more likely to grant you a wish for better luck next time.
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Making wishes while blowing out birthday candles is the only time we're encouraged to potentially spit all over dessert. It's a strange tradition - 'cause last time I checked, no one's ever gotten a job from a birthday cake wish.
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It's funny how we all buy into the idea that 11:11 is a magical time to make a wish. It's like Cinderella's curfew – blink, and you miss it. And if your wish doesn't come true, well, there's always 11:12.
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Wishing wells are like the original crowdfunding campaigns. You toss in a coin and hope your wish gets more funding than the others. Can't help but wonder if there's a wish manager tallying up who wished for world peace vs. a new phone.
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You know those childhood wishes we all made on shooting stars? I'm starting to think they're like the "Terms and Conditions" we agree to without reading. I mean, have any of those wishes ever come true? Maybe I should've asked for a refund instead!
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When you find a four-leaf clover, it's like winning nature's lottery. But let's be real, if luck was measured by the number of leaves on a plant, we'd all be millionaires from raking leaves in the fall.
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Birthday wish lists are the early stages of manifesting desires. But let's face it, as adults, our wish lists are more like Amazon shopping carts - filled with things we want but probably don't need.
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Genies in a lamp are like the original tech support – you rub a lamp instead of calling customer service. But just like tech support, sometimes your wish is granted with a loophole big enough to sail a cruise ship through.
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You ever notice how dreams coming true is like the weatherman being right? We hope for it, but when it happens, we're still surprised and slightly suspicious. "I wished for sunshine, not a lottery win!
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