5 Jokes For Come True

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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The Leprechaun's Lament

Protecting the pot of gold from clever wishes
I granted a wish for someone to be the richest person in the world, and now they're asking me to handle their taxes. Do I look like the IRS to you? I'm just a leprechaun trying to keep a low profile.

The Wishing Well's Point of View

Coping with the pressure of making dreams come true
I had a guy wish for eternal youth. Dude, I'm ancient. I've been here since the medieval times. I don't do Botox for wells.

The Fortune Teller's Predicament

Predicting unpredictable futures
Someone asked me about their destiny, and all I saw was them binge-watching Netflix. I tried to tell them to get off the couch, but they were too busy watching my prophecy on their smart TV.

The Genie's Perspective

Dealing with outrageous wishes
One guy asked for a pet dragon. Do you know how hard it is to potty train a dragon? My whole lamp smells like burnt dreams now.

The Fairy Godmother's Dilemma

Keeping up with modern wishes
A guy asked me to make him irresistible to women. I gave him charm, wit, and good looks. Now he's upset because he can't get any work done with all the attention.

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