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Now, let's talk about Colt and technology. You know, every time I hear someone named Colt trying to explain a tech issue, it's like watching a cowboy trying to use a smartphone for the first time. "Well, shucks, partner! I reckon this here screen is a touchy feller!" And you just know Colt's the type to still have a flip phone. "Why need the Internet when I've got a reliable pony express?
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You ever notice how the name "Colt" just sounds like someone tried to name their kid after a horse but couldn't commit? "Oh, we love horses! But we don’t want to scare the other parents. Let's go with Colt!" And then, poor Colt grows up, constantly being mistaken for a horse enthusiast. Imagine being at a party, and someone shouts, "Hey, is that Colt over there?" And you’re thinking, "Is that a horse? Am I supposed to neigh or introduce myself?
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Dating as a Colt must be tough. Can you imagine the pick-up lines? "Hey, darlin', ever ridden a Colt before?" or "Wanna come back to the barn and see my saddle collection?" And let's not even get started on his Tinder profile. "Enjoys long trots on the beach, hates when people try to put a bit in me." And you know he's the guy who takes his dates to equestrian shows, thinking it's romantic. "Look, honey, they named a jump after me!
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But seriously, I wonder if Colt ever has an identity crisis. One day he's in a western bar, someone yells, "Colt!" and he's ready to line dance. The next, he's at a tech conference, and someone yells, "Colt!" and he's ready to lasso a Wi-Fi signal. The poor guy can't catch a break. "Who am I? A cowboy? A tech guru? Or just a guy named after a half-hearted horse reference?
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