5 Jokes For Colt

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 11 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

The Confused Cowboy

When you're not sure if you're dealing with a horse or a firearm.
My city friends invited me to a colt show. I was expecting a Wild West performance, but it turned out to be a bunch of guys comparing shiny guns. I felt more out of place than a cactus in a snowstorm.

The Anti-Colt Guy

When you just can't understand the fascination with colts.
My friend asked me if I wanted to join his colt club. I said, "Sorry, I'm part of the 'Not Spending Thousands on a Gun' club. It's much cheaper, and we meet at the dollar store.

The Animal Rights Activist

When you're torn between loving horses and hating firearms.
My friend asked if I wanted to go to a colt show. I said, "Sure, as long as it's horses and not weapons." I don't want to accidentally support the wrong Colt Club.

The Bargain Hunter

When you want a colt but don't want to break the bank.
They say a colt is an investment. Well, I invested in one, and now I'm eating ramen for a month. My colt better start paying rent soon.

The Colt Enthusiast

When your love for colts extends beyond horses.
People say horses are majestic creatures. Have they ever seen a colt in action? The only thing majestic about my colt is the way it makes my wallet disappear.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

21-year-olds
Oct 16 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today