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How does a colt keep in touch with its friends? Through its 'cell'-mate!
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Why did the colt wear a blanket to the party? It didn't want to feel 'unstable' without it!
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Why did the colt bring a ladder to the stable? Because it wanted to reach new heights!
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What did the colt say to its crush? 'You make my heart race at full 'gallop'!
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Why did the colt bring a map to the field? It didn't want to get 'horspitalized' by running into fences!
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Why did the colt join a band? It wanted to play some 'neigh-sical' instruments!
Colt & Carrots
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Ever try feeding a Colt a carrot? It's like watching a toddler trying to eat spaghetti. Most of it ends up on their face, and then they give you that Did I do good? look.
Colt & Christmas
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Tried teaching a Colt about Christmas once. Showed it a reindeer. Colt looked at me and said, So, let me get this straight. Big guy in a red suit? Flying sleigh? And I thought my dreams were wild!
Colt & Cooking
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Tried cooking with a Colt once. Thought he'd be good at kneading dough. Turns out, he's better at turning it into a hay-flavored mess. But hey, it's gluten-free!
Colt Conversations
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You know you're in trouble when you're having a deep conversation with a Colt, and it starts neighing like it's trying to give you life advice. Probably saying, Hay, man, hay!
Colt Competitions
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They have competitions for everything these days. I once entered a colt in a 'Fastest Baby Horse' race. He lost. But boy, did he have the best ponytail!
Colt & Costumes
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I tried dressing a Colt up for Halloween. Went as a unicorn. The colt looked at me like, Really? You think this little horn makes me magical? Wait till you see my dance moves!
Colt & Coworkers
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Ever introduce a Colt to your coworkers? It's like bringing a toddler to a business meeting. Everyone's trying to act professional, but secretly, we're all wondering who's going to clean up after it.
Colt & Coffee
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I heard Colts are like coffee for some people. Strong and wakes you up! But if you mix them up, you'll end up with a horse trying to climb out of your morning mug.
Colt & Concerts
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I took a Colt to a rock concert once. Thought it'd enjoy the music. Turns out, it just wanted to be the lead singer. Started neighing like it was trying to hit those high notes!
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