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Why did the college kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why don't college kids ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your student loans are looking for you!
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What's a college kid's favorite type of math? Geometry – they know all the angles for the perfect selfie!
The Culinary Adventures of College Kids
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College kids, you guys are the true pioneers of culinary creativity. I mean, who else can turn a ramen noodle packet and some ketchup into a gourmet meal? It's like watching a cooking show where the secret ingredient is desperation.
The Library Chronicles of College Kids
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College libraries are fascinating places. It's like a jungle where the main predator is procrastination, and the prey is any available power outlet. If you see a college kid stalking an outlet, give them space - they're in their natural hunting habitat.
Coffee: The Nectar of College Survival
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If coffee companies were honest with their slogans, it would be something like, Our coffee: because college kids can't survive on 4 hours of sleep and sheer willpower alone. Seriously, coffee is the unsung hero of every college student's survival kit.
Graduation Day: The Ultimate College Kid Achievement Unlocked
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Graduation day is the Olympics for college kids. It's the day you get a gold medal in adulting. And by gold medal, I mean a piece of paper that says, Congratulations, you survived. Now, go pay off those student loans and try not to cry too much.
Dating in College: The Art of Subtle Stalking
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College relationships are a unique experience. You know you've reached a new level of intimacy when you can recite your partner's class schedule better than your own. Oh, you have calculus at 10 AM? I was planning on accidentally running into you at the cafeteria then.
The Dangers of Group Projects
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Group projects in college are like a real-life survival game. It's you against the world, armed only with a PowerPoint presentation and the hope that your classmates did more than just change the font size.
College Kids and the Art of Impulse Purchases
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College students, you're experts at justifying impulse purchases. I bought that $50 hoodie because it was on sale. I saved so much money! No, you didn't save money; you just spent less than you could have. There's a difference.
The Scientific Method of Choosing Classes
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College kids have a sophisticated method for choosing classes. It involves a complex algorithm that includes the professor's RateMyProfessors score, the distance from the dorm, and whether the class is scheduled during naptime. It's practically a science.
College Kids and the Mystery of Laundry Day
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You ever notice how college kids approach laundry day like they're solving a complex puzzle? It's like they're standing in front of the washing machine, trying to decipher hieroglyphics. Do I put the detergent here or sacrifice a sock to the laundry gods?
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