5 College Kids Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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The Overambitious Freshman

Trying to join every club, ace every class, and maintain a social life simultaneously.
My planner looks like a rainbow threw up on it with color-coded schedules for everything. If only my GPA was as organized as my Google calendar.

The Unimpressed Professor

Grappling with disinterested students and outdated teaching methods.
Teaching college is like trying to herd cats. I give them knowledge, and they give me blank stares. It's a mutually unimpressed relationship.

The Senior Nostalgia

Balancing the excitement of graduation with the fear of entering the real world.
They say college prepares you for the real world. Well, if the real world is anything like my 8 AM philosophy class, then I'm ready for a lifetime of confusion and existential crises.

The Broke College Student

Balancing between buying textbooks and having a social life.
College is the only place where getting a pizza delivered is considered a financial investment. I tell myself, "I'm not ordering pizza; I'm stimulating the local economy.

The Commuter Student

Dealing with the struggles of commuting while everyone else is living the dorm life.
The only party I attend is the one in my car when I finally find a parking spot on campus. It's the highlight of my social life—me and the parking lot attendants bonding over the struggles of parallel parking.

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