7 College Kids Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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My college advisor told me to have a backup plan. I said, 'Backup plan? I don't even have a plan A!
I told my professor I'm writing a paper on procrastination. He said, 'I'll grade it whenever.
I told my friend I'm majoring in philosophy. He asked, 'What's your job going to be?' I said, 'To figure that out.
My college roommate said I should be more mysterious. So, every time he asks where I'm going, I never show up.
I asked a college kid if they could lend me a book on paranoia. They whispered, 'They're all watching.
I told my professor I can explain my low grades. He said, 'I'm all ears.' I said, 'Well, you see, it all started in kindergarten...
I told my parents I want to major in music. They asked, 'What's your backup plan?' I said, 'Louder music.

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