5 Jokes About College Football Teams

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing every win or loss is part of a grand conspiracy
The conspiracy theorist's favorite play? The "touchdown, but only if you believe in lizard people" maneuver.

The Dorm Room Analyst

Critiquing plays from the comfort of a bean bag
The dorm room analyst's idea of a football workout is lifting the remote control during a crucial play. They're the real MVPs of couch athleticism.

The Overly Enthusiastic Fan

Balancing passion and sanity
I asked the overly enthusiastic fan if he has a favorite player. He said, "The one who doesn't block me on social media after my game commentary.

The Mascot Performer

Dealing with costume malfunctions and unappreciative fans
I asked the mascot performer if they get tired of the constant dancing. They said, "I've got moves for days, but my costume smells like a week-old burrito.

The Confused Girlfriend

Trying to understand the rules
She thought "red zone" was a romantic term. Imagine her disappointment when I told her it's just a part of the field where teams are really good or really bad.

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