6 Jokes For Claus

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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What's Santa's favorite kind of music? Wrap music!

How does Santa keep his clothes clean? He uses 'claus' bleach!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!

How does Santa keep his beard so tidy? He uses 'claus' conditioner!

Why does Santa Claus go down chimneys on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him!

Why did Santa go to school for music? He wanted to improve his 'elf'-abet!

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