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Santa Claus at the North Pole
Trying to modernize Christmas in the age of technology
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Santa's sleigh has GPS now. He said, 'It's great, but it keeps trying to reroute me through holiday traffic. I'm like, 'I've got reindeer, I'll take the scenic route.'
Mrs. Claus' Perspective
Dealing with Santa's overeating during the holidays
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Mrs. Claus is into fitness. She said, 'I've been trying to get Santa to exercise. I suggested he take up yoga. He said, 'Why would I do downward dog when I have reindeer?'
Kids Waiting for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve
Impatience and curiosity about Santa's magical abilities
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A little girl asked me, 'How does Santa know what I want?' I said, 'Simple, dear. It's called Wi-Faith. He connects to the Wi-Fi and believes you've been good. It's a magical signal.'
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Dealing with fame and the pressure to always guide the sleigh
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Rudolph has a tough time dating. His pick-up line is, 'My nose isn't the only thing that lights up.' I told him, 'You might want to stick with something more classic, like asking if they come here often.'
The Grinch's Perspective
The Grinch struggling with his reputation after his change of heart
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The Grinch is exploring new hobbies. He told me, 'I've taken up gardening. It's a way to give back to the community. Instead of stealing Christmas, I'm stealing the spotlight at the neighborhood garden show.'
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