7 Jokes For Clamp

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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My clamp wanted a raise, but I told it to stick to its current salary because it's already holding everything together!
Why did the clamp go to therapy? It needed help releasing its emotional baggage!
Why did the clamp break up with the vice? It needed space to 'expand' its horizons!
I told my clamp a secret, and now it's holding onto it like it's the meaning of life. Talk about a tight-lipped friend!
I asked my clamp to tell me a joke. It said, 'I've got you firmly in my grasp, that's the joke!
I tried to make a joke about clamps, but it was too tight. You wouldn't get it unless you loosen up a bit!
My clamp and I started a comedy duo. We really know how to 'squeeze' the laughter out of any situation!

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