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What did the clamp say to the unruly planks? 'You better straighten up or I'll tighten the grip!
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What did the carpenter say when the clamp asked for a promotion? 'You really know how to 'nail' it, but let's not screw things up!
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Why did the clamp become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a tight grip on humor!
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Why did the carpenter bring a clamp to therapy? He needed help dealing with attachment issues!
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I asked my clamp to dance, but it said it doesn't like to 'wiggle' too much. It's more into a 'tight squeeze'!
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Why did the clamp apply for a job in construction? It wanted to join the 'tight-knit' community!
Clamp Logic
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You know, clamps are supposed to hold things together, right? But half the time, I feel like I'm just giving whatever I'm working on an awkward hug. Come on, buddy, just stay still!
The Misunderstood Clamp
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The clamp. It's like the Swiss Army knife's awkward cousin. Every time I try to use it, I end up feeling like I'm trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with my eyes closed!
The Drama of the Clamp
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Every time I use a clamp, I feel like I'm reenacting a dramatic scene from a soap opera. Will the table leg stay attached? Will the clamp finally find its purpose? Tune in next time!
The Dreaded Clamp
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You ever notice how they call it a clamp? It sounds like the least threatening tool in the shed. Oh no, watch out! He's got a clamp! I'm more scared of my grandma's knitting needles!
The Clamp's Revenge
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You think you've got the upper hand with a clamp until it pinches your finger! Then it's not a clamp anymore; it's a medieval torture device. I swear, my finger was seeing stars.
Clamp Confessions
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I tried to impress my date once by fixing a broken chair with a clamp. Let's just say, it wasn't the romantic dinner setting I had in mind when I heard the words, What's that squeaky noise?
Clamp Chronicles
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Have you ever lost a clamp in your garage? It's like a game of hide and seek, but the clamp always wins. Next thing you know, you're buying a new one, and the old one is just laughing at you from behind a box.
Clamp Therapy
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They say laughter is the best medicine. Well, so is therapy, especially after a frustrating afternoon with a stubborn clamp. Tell me, Mr. Clamp, how does it make you feel to always be the punchline?
Clamp Vs. World
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You ever tried to fix something with a clamp and felt like you were in a wrestling match? It's like the clamp is screaming, No, I will NOT let go! and I'm there like, I just want my table to stop wobbling!
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