6 Jokes For Clamp

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Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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What did the clumsy clamp say after dropping something? 'I really need to get a better grip on life!
Why did the clamp start a band? It wanted to be the 'grip' in the music!
I bought a new clamp, and now I feel so attached to it. It's a gripping relationship!
I thought about making a clamp joke, but then I realized it would be too 'restrained' for some people!
What did one clamp say to the other at the hardware store? 'You're really holding it together today!
I tried to fix my broken heart with a clamp, but it turns out you can't just 'squeeze' the pain away!

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