16 Jokes For Cindy Crawford

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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Why was Cindy Crawford great at gardening? She knew exactly where to plant the beauty in her garden!
Why did Cindy Crawford become a detective? She could always spot the 'beauty marks' on the case!
Why did Cindy Crawford become a painter? She knew the art of highlighting every beauty mark!
Why was Cindy Crawford always confident during exams? She knew the power of a good 'beauty mark' for every correct answer!
Why was Cindy Crawford always confident in a job interview? She knew her beauty marks made her the perfect candidate!
Why did Cindy Crawford never get lost? Because her beauty marks all the important spots!
Cindy Crawford's beauty routine probably involves sacrificing a few skincare products to the skincare gods. Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to remember to take off my makeup before bed.
I saw Cindy Crawford's high school yearbook photo recently. It's official - she was voted 'Most Likely to Make Time Itself Jealous.' I'm over here just hoping to be voted 'Least Likely to Misplace My Car Keys.'
You know you're getting old when Cindy Crawford, your teenage crush, is now endorsing anti-aging creams. It's like, 'Wait, I thought the only creases she had were on magazine covers?'
I saw Cindy Crawford on a fitness magazine. I bought it, thinking it would magically transfer its energy to me. Spoiler alert: it didn't. I'm still on the couch, contemplating whether reaching for the remote counts as exercise.
Cindy Crawford must have a painting in her attic that's aging instead of her. I mean, I found my first wrinkle last week, and she probably just discovered a new species of rare butterflies on her flawless skin.
Cindy Crawford's secret to eternal youth is probably hidden in the fine print of her modeling contract. Meanwhile, the only contract I've ever had was for a gym membership, and that expired faster than my New Year's resolutions.
Cindy Crawford is now a business mogul. Meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment today was successfully microwaving leftover pizza without burning it. Life goals, right?
Cindy Crawford, the woman who makes aging look like a poorly Photoshopped rumor. Seriously, I want whatever skincare routine she's using - is it just a daily dip in the Fountain of Youth or a moisturizer made from unicorn tears?
Cindy Crawford and I have one thing in common - we've both been in magazines. The difference? She's graced the covers, and I'm usually in the background of those 'Where's Waldo' puzzles.
I heard Cindy Crawford has a line of furniture. Yeah, because who wouldn't want a coffee table that's more attractive than you? 'Oh, don't mind the table, it's just casually stealing the spotlight.'

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