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Why was Cindy Crawford great at gardening? She knew exactly where to plant the beauty in her garden!
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Why did Cindy Crawford become a detective? She could always spot the 'beauty marks' on the case!
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Why did Cindy Crawford become a painter? She knew the art of highlighting every beauty mark!
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Why was Cindy Crawford always confident during exams? She knew the power of a good 'beauty mark' for every correct answer!
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Why was Cindy Crawford always confident in a job interview? She knew her beauty marks made her the perfect candidate!
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Why did Cindy Crawford never get lost? Because her beauty marks all the important spots!
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Cindy Crawford's beauty routine probably involves sacrificing a few skincare products to the skincare gods. Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to remember to take off my makeup before bed.
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I saw Cindy Crawford's high school yearbook photo recently. It's official - she was voted 'Most Likely to Make Time Itself Jealous.' I'm over here just hoping to be voted 'Least Likely to Misplace My Car Keys.'
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You know you're getting old when Cindy Crawford, your teenage crush, is now endorsing anti-aging creams. It's like, 'Wait, I thought the only creases she had were on magazine covers?'
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I saw Cindy Crawford on a fitness magazine. I bought it, thinking it would magically transfer its energy to me. Spoiler alert: it didn't. I'm still on the couch, contemplating whether reaching for the remote counts as exercise.
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Cindy Crawford must have a painting in her attic that's aging instead of her. I mean, I found my first wrinkle last week, and she probably just discovered a new species of rare butterflies on her flawless skin.
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Cindy Crawford's secret to eternal youth is probably hidden in the fine print of her modeling contract. Meanwhile, the only contract I've ever had was for a gym membership, and that expired faster than my New Year's resolutions.
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Cindy Crawford is now a business mogul. Meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment today was successfully microwaving leftover pizza without burning it. Life goals, right?
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Cindy Crawford, the woman who makes aging look like a poorly Photoshopped rumor. Seriously, I want whatever skincare routine she's using - is it just a daily dip in the Fountain of Youth or a moisturizer made from unicorn tears?
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Cindy Crawford and I have one thing in common - we've both been in magazines. The difference? She's graced the covers, and I'm usually in the background of those 'Where's Waldo' puzzles.
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