5 Jokes For Cindy Crawford

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Updated on: Dec 21 2024

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Cindy Crawford's Ageless Beauty

Cindy doesn't age; she just levels up.
Cindy Crawford doesn't have birthdays; she has annual celebrations of eternal youth. Meanwhile, my birthday candles are starting to set off the smoke alarm.

Cindy Crawford's Supermodel Diet

Cindy's supermodel diet makes normal diets look like a cheat day.
Cindy Crawford's fridge is probably the most organized place on Earth. I organize my fridge too, but only because I forget what's in there, and I need a scavenger hunt to find my lunch.

Cindy Crawford's Mirror Reflection

The mirror has a more glamorous life than Cindy.
I bet even Cindy's mirror gets tired of reflecting her beauty. It's like, "Can I get a day off? I've been working overtime reflecting those supermodel vibes!

Cindy Crawford's Skincare Routine

Cindy's skincare routine is so intense; it's like a full-time job.
Cindy probably spends more time with her skincare products than with her family. I bet her night cream and her pillow have deeper conversations than I do with my therapist.

Cindy Crawford's Closet

Cindy's closet is a fashionista's dream and a minimalist's nightmare.
Cindy's closet is so organized; I bet even her clothes are color-coded. My closet is organized too – it's just organized chaos. I call it "creative storage solutions.

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