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I told a joke about Moses at the church talent show. It really parted the laughter sea!
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What's a priest's favorite dance move at the church talent show? The holy shuffle!
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Why did the priest bring a ladder to the church talent show? To reach the higher notes!
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Did you hear about the guy who played piano with his feet at the church talent show? He had soleful music!
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What's a pastor's favorite instrument at the church talent show? The organ, because it's holy!
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Why did the nun bring a camera to the church talent show? To capture the holy moments!
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Why did the choir director go to the church talent show? To find the perfect pitch!
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You ever been to a church talent show? It's like a competition for divine skills. Last week, Sister Mary brought down the house with her rendition of Holy Hip-Hop. I didn't know whether to clap or ask for an exorcism.
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The church talent show is where the Sunday school kids shine. We had a young girl do a puppet show with biblical characters. The puppet for Goliath accidentally fell on David, and the audience gasped. That's the closest we've come to a biblical plot twist.
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I tried stand-up comedy at our church talent show. Tough crowd. I told a joke about Noah's Ark, and someone shouted, Too soon! I mean, it's been a few thousand years; I thought we were past the flood trauma.
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Last year, we had a ventriloquist act at our church talent show. The dummy was a Bible. It kept saying, You're not going to believe this, but I'm just a cover! I guess even the Bible has trust issues.
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I volunteered to host our church talent show. Big mistake. Turns out, juggling the Holy Spirit and keeping the choir in tune is harder than splitting the Red Sea. I've never seen so many disappointed faces since the last time we ran out of communion wafers.
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The church talent show is the only place where you can witness a fierce dance-off between the pastor and the organist. It's like watching Moses and Pharaoh battling it out on the dance floor, except with more hymns and less plagues.
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I entered the church talent show with a magic act. I tried turning water into wine. The judges gave me low scores, claiming they'd seen that trick before. I guess Jesus set the bar pretty high with that one.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but apparently, not at the church talent show. I told a joke about angels and got a stern look from the nun in the front row. I guess humor is subjective, especially when eternal salvation is on the line.
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I auditioned for the church talent show with my rendition of Stairway to Heaven on the harp. The pastor said, That's not the stairway we were talking about. I guess Led Zeppelin isn't in the hymnal.
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