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Clumsy Usher
Attempting to incorporate dance moves while still fulfilling usher duties.
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The usher's attempt at breakdancing during the talent show led to a lot of confused faces. We were torn between applause and calling an ambulance.
Competitive Church Grandma
Determined to prove she's still got it, even if "it" is just playing the spoons.
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Grandma's talent show act involved doing the worm to gospel music. I haven't seen that many people rush to the altar since the last call for free potluck leftovers.
Overzealous Choir Member
Trying to outshine everyone else in the church talent show.
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When the choir member said they were going to give a "heavenly" performance, I didn't realize they meant acrobatics. I've never seen someone attempt a backflip in a choir robe. Praise the Lord and the chiropractor!
Confused Pastor
Trying to be supportive of all acts, but struggling to understand the concept of "Christian rap."
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During the Christian rap, the pastor tried to join in, but his idea of beatboxing was just him trying to imitate the sound of the offering plate hitting the table.
Tech-Savvy Youth Group Member
Introducing modern technology to a church talent show stuck in the 19th century.
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The youth group member's talent show act involved creating a holographic sermon. The pastor wasn't sure if it was divine intervention or just a glitch in the matrix.
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