6 Jokes For Cheapskate

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Updated on: Mar 14 2025

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I asked my cheapskate friend for a recommendation for a good restaurant. He said, 'Go to the bank and check your balance!
My cheapskate neighbor threw a party and charged admission. The entrance fee was more expensive than the snacks inside!
My friend is so tight-fisted, he thinks a budget is a musical instrument.
My cheapskate uncle only buys 2-ply toilet paper. One-ply for now and another for later!
I tried to compliment my cheapskate friend on his new car. He said, 'It's not new; I just found a really good parking spot!
I told my cheapskate neighbor I'm selling my old vacuum. He asked if it has a return policy.

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