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Cheapskates love those all-you-can-eat buffets. Not because they're hungry, but because they see it as a personal challenge to bankrupt the establishment. It's like financial warfare with a side of mashed potatoes.
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You know someone's a cheapskate when they bring their own popcorn to the movie theater. They sneak it in like they're smuggling gold bars, and you're just sitting there wondering, "Is this a blockbuster or a heist film?
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Cheapskates love regifting. You could receive a birthday card from them, open it up, and find a heartfelt message to someone named Steve. It's like playing gift roulette – who's Steve, and why does he need so many scented candles?
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You ever borrow a pen from a cheapskate? Good luck getting it back. They guard that pen like it's the last one on Earth. It's like, "Dude, it's a Bic, not the Crown Jewels. I just need to jot down a grocery list, not forge a historic document.
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You know you're dealing with a hardcore cheapskate when they use both sides of the toilet paper. It's like they're training for some frugal Olympics – "And here's the double-ply flip, folks!
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Cheapskates and free samples – it's a match made in heaven. They turn Costco into their own personal dining experience. "No, I don't need a membership. I'm just here for the seven-course meal at aisle seven.
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Cheapskates and DIY projects go hand in hand. They're the only people who would try to build a home theater system using duct tape and old soup cans. "Surround sound, meet surround soup.
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Ever notice how cheapskates have the latest smartphones but are still using a flip phone case from 2005? It's like their phone is in a time machine, but their budget is stuck in the past.
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Cheapskates at the grocery store will spend an eternity selecting the perfect fruit. They inspect each one like they're hiring a personal assistant. "Are you juicy enough? Can you make my morning smoothie a blockbuster hit?
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