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Why did the crow bring a pencil to the party? To draw some caw-medic relief!
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Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire? Because it wanted to make a long-distance caw!
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What did one crow say to the other about their singing? 'We make a caw-ppella group!
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Why did the crow get a job at the bakery? It had a flair for caw-sing trouble with dough!
Caw-medy Club Critique
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I performed at a comedy club, and during my set, the crows outside were my harshest critics. Every time I delivered a punchline, they'd be like, Caw, caw, that's a murder of a joke! Caw, caw, you're killing us!
Caw-feine Addict
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I tried cutting down on coffee, but the crows outside my window didn't get the memo. Every time I make a cup of decaf, they're out there like, Caw, caw, he's cheating on caffeine again! Caw, caw, weakling!
Caw-ffee Shop Conundrum
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I went to this hipster coffee shop, and the barista had a tattoo of a crow on his arm. I asked him about it, and he said, It represents the soul's connection with nature. Meanwhile, outside the window, real crows were like, Caw, caw, more like the soul's connection with overpriced lattes! Caw, caw, sellout!
The Caw-cophony of Life
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You ever notice how life is like a murder of crows just going caw, caw all the time? I mean, it's like they're narrating my existence. I wake up in the morning, and the crows are already at it, like, Guess who's hitting the snooze button again? Caw, caw, lazy human!
Caw-mouflage Fail
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I tried to sneak up on my friend the other day, but the crows blew my cover. As I tiptoed, they were like, Caw, caw, human approaching! Caw, caw, he thinks he's stealthy!
Caw-tastrophe Averted
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I almost got hit by a car the other day because I was too busy imitating the crows. I stepped off the curb, and the driver honked at me. I turned around and said, Caw, caw, just testing your reflexes! Caw, caw, safety first!
Caw-lamity on Date Night
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Took my date to a fancy restaurant, but there were crows on the patio. Every time I tried to be romantic, they'd chime in, Caw, caw, save room for dessert! Caw, caw, she's going to dump you!
Caw-laboration of Chaos
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I decided to collaborate with the crows for a comedy show. I'd tell the jokes, and they'd provide the caw soundtrack. It was going well until they started heckling me. Mid-joke, they'd go, Caw, caw, you call that funny? Caw, caw, more like 'caw-medy'!
Caw-strophobia
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I'm not scared of heights, spiders, or clowns, but you put me in a room with a bunch of crows going caw, caw, and suddenly I've got a case of caw-strophobia. It's like an Alfred Hitchcock movie, but with feathered hecklers!
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