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The Misunderstood Crow
Everyone assumes crows are bad luck
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I asked a crow for directions, and it just stared at me and cawed. I think it was trying to tell me, "Even I can't help you with your life choices, buddy.
The Jazz-loving Pigeon
Wants to start a bird jazz band but can't get the other birds to sync up
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I thought about starting a bird jazz festival, but it turns out organizing a gathering of birds is like herding cats. Or, in my case, like conducting a symphony of "caw"-strophic failures.
The Enthusiastic Ornithologist
Finds it hard to focus on bird research due to incessant cawing
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Birds always "caw"-ll for attention when I'm trying to observe them. It's like they have a sixth sense for when I'm about to make a groundbreaking discovery. Sorry, Mr. Finch, I missed your mating ritual because a crow wanted to drop some mixtape!
The Annoyed Birdwatcher
Constant interruptions from cawing birds
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My neighbor asked if I wanted to go birdwatching with them. I said, "Sure, as long as the birds promise not to give away the plot before I see them. No spoilers, please!
The Conspiracy Theorist Sparrow
Believes that cawing is a secret bird code
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I overheard two crows having a conversation, or at least I think it was a conversation. One of them said, "Caw," and the other replied, "Caw, caw." I'm pretty sure they were discussing the stock market. Birds are the original Wall Street analysts!
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