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I bet that crow has a whole routine planned. First, the morning "caw," followed by a midday "caw," and then a grand finale evening "caw." He's probably got a playlist.
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I've started wondering if there's a meaning behind each "caw." Like, maybe he's warning me about upcoming sales or alerting me to the whereabouts of the best discount grocery stores. Crows are smart, right?
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It's like this crow thinks he's the neighborhood rooster. But instead of waking us up with a gentle crow at dawn, it's more like he's screaming, "Hey, get up! It's another day of existential dread!
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Honestly, that crow's consistency is admirable. He's like the mailman of the bird world, neither rain nor sleet nor snow will stop him from his daily "caw" delivery.
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You ever notice how every morning, without fail, there's this one crow outside my window, going "caw, caw"? I'm convinced he's either giving me my daily weather report or auditioning for a role in a horror movie.
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I swear, if there's ever a crow convention nearby, I've got front-row tickets. Because clearly, this guy outside thinks he's hosting the main event, performing his solo "caw" for hours on end.
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If I had a dollar for every "caw" that bird's let out, I'd probably have enough to start my own crow sanctuary. And trust me, with the amount he caws, it'd be a booming business.
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I tried shushing him once, you know, giving him the universal "shh" sign. But apparently, "caw" means "I'll talk louder" in crow language.
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You ever try to have a serious phone call with a crow's "caw" as your background music? It's like trying to negotiate world peace while someone's practicing the bagpipes in the next room.
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