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Why did the molar go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues after a traumatic cavity search!
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Why did the tooth fairy apply for a job at the airport? She heard they had an opening for a cavity search specialist!
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Why did the toothbrush go to therapy? It had issues with being present during cavity searches!
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What do you call a detective dentist? Sherlock Molars, always ready for a cavity investigation!
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Why did the tooth go to the airport? It wanted to go through a cavity search and get a little flossy pat-down!
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Why did the tooth refuse the cavity search? It wanted to protect its filling of privacy!
Surprise Hygiene Lesson
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I never thought I’d get a hygiene lesson at the airport. But lo and behold, after a thorough cavity search, I walked away feeling like I'd attended a dental seminar. Remember to floss twice a day, folks, and please remove any metallic objects from your mouth before boarding.
Mint-Condition Passport
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After going through a cavity search at the airport, I half-expected them to stamp my passport with a mint leaf. You know, just to commemorate the moment when my dental hygiene became a matter of national security.
The Awkward Dental Checkpoint
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So, I'm in line at airport security, and it hits me—this is like a dental checkpoint. They’re not just looking at your bags; they're checking for any suspiciously hidden snacks or secret candy stashes. I half-expected someone to ask, Sir, are you carrying any unregistered chewing gum?
In-Flight Dentistry Service
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I think airlines are taking the whole in-flight service thing a bit too far. You've got your snacks, your movies, and now, coming soon to a plane near you—cavity checks! Yep, just lean back in your seat, relax, and enjoy a complimentary oral inspection.
Dentist or TSA Agent?
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You know, I went to the airport the other day and felt like I was at the dentist's office. I mean, I was getting ready for a flight, but it felt more like a cavity search! I had my arms up, smiling nervously, just waiting for someone to ask me to rinse and spit.
Suspiciously Fresh Breath
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You ever notice how, after a good ol' cavity search at the airport, you come out feeling minty fresh? I swear, they should offer complimentary mints or something after that ordeal. Congratulations on passing through security, here's a mint to celebrate your invasively fresh breath!
Undercover Dentists
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I think the TSA might secretly be training to become dentists. I mean, think about it—they're conducting thorough cavity searches, probably peeking in there thinking, Hmm, that filling looks suspicious, but at least you're cavity-free for your flight!
Tooth Fairy's Evil Twin
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You ever wonder if the tooth fairy’s evil twin works for airport security? I mean, they're both pretty interested in what's hiding in your mouth. But instead of leaving money, this guy just leaves you with an awkwardly thorough check and a tray of your personal belongings.
The Ultimate Dentist's Revenge
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I think dentists might be secretly working for the TSA. I mean, they must be loving this. They're probably sitting in their offices thinking, Ha! You didn't floss regularly, now you're getting a cavity search at the airport! That’ll teach you to skip your dental appointments!
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