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The other day, I had a cavity search at the airport, and the security officer said, "Do you have anything in your pockets?" I replied, "Just some lint, loose change, and my dreams of a stress-free vacation." They didn't find the dreams, but they did take the loose change.
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You ever go through a cavity search at the airport and think, "Is this really necessary?" I mean, I'm not exactly a criminal mastermind. If I were, I'd at least have the decency to hide my secrets in a more creative place, like in the terms and conditions of a software update.
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Airport security really takes their job seriously. I had a cavity search, and the officer asked me to open my mouth wide. I thought, "Is this a security checkpoint or an impromptu dental exam?" I almost expected them to hand me a toothbrush and floss afterward.
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Going through a cavity search at the airport is like participating in a surprise party you never wanted. "Surprise! We're inspecting your personal belongings and questionable life choices. Happy travels!
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Ever notice how during a cavity search, the security officer always seems to have the enthusiasm of someone digging for treasure? I half-expected them to find my lost car keys and a remote control in there. I guess my stomach is the ultimate hiding spot.
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Had a cavity search at the airport recently, and the officer said, "I need you to spread your arms and legs." I felt like I was auditioning for a new interpretive dance routine. I call it "The Frisk and Funk.
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I had a cavity search at the airport, and the security officer was so thorough that I felt like I should've given them a tip afterward. Maybe a Yelp review: "Five stars for commitment, but I would've preferred a complimentary in-flight snack instead.
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You know, they call it a "cavity search" at the airport, but I'm starting to think they're just trying to find out how much loose change I've got in my pockets. I mean, if I wanted someone to explore my personal space that thoroughly, I'd at least expect dinner first.
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I recently went through a cavity search at the airport, and I thought to myself, "This must be what it feels like to be a human carry-on bag." I half-expected them to tag me with a boarding pass and stow me in the overhead compartment.
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