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Airport Security Agent
Balancing professionalism and awkwardness during a cavity search
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The other day, I went through airport security, and the agent asked me if I had any sharp objects in my pockets. I said, "Well, I do have some wit and sarcasm, but last time I checked, those weren't considered dangerous weapons.
Airport Therapy Dog
Providing emotional support during uncomfortable situations
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Imagine being the therapy dog during a cavity search. I bet he's thinking, "I signed up for comforting cuddles, not witnessing the awkward tango of airport security. Can I get hazard pay in treats, please?
Stand-up Comedian Going Through Security
Finding humor in the midst of a cavity search
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You know you're a stand-up comedian when, during a cavity search, you're thinking, "This could be material." I mean, who else can say they've had a captive audience while their audience is also a captive?
Traveler
Trying to maintain dignity while undergoing a cavity search
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I tried to crack a joke to lighten the mood during my cavity search. I said, "Is this where I'm supposed to show off my hidden talent?" The security guard deadpanned, "No, but if your talent is smuggling, you might want to find a new hobby.
Airport Janitor
Cleaning up after cavity searches
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I overheard two security agents talking about cavity searches. One said, "I hate doing them." The other replied, "Well, at least you're not the janitor who has to deal with the aftermath." I thought, "Yeah, tell me about it.
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