7+ Best One Liners Jokes For canard

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Why did the canard start a band? It had the perfect pitch!

Why did the canard enroll in cooking school? It wanted to be a master at making 'quack'aroni and cheese!

What did the duck say to the waiter? Put it on my bill!

Why did the duck wear a bowtie? Because it wanted to look 'a-duck-ably' stylish!

What's a duck's favorite superhero? Aquackman!

What did the duck say after shopping? Put it on my bill!

I told my friend a joke about a quacking canard. It was a real knee-slapper!

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