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Have you ever tried to explain the word "canard" to someone? It's like, "Yeah, it's French for 'duck,' but it also means a false or baseless rumor." So basically, it's a word that describes both poultry and half the stuff you read on the internet.
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You know what's confusing? When you're at a fancy restaurant, and they start throwing around terms like "duck confit." I'm like, "Is this a dish or a magic spell from Harry Potter?
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If you think about it, ducks are like the introverts of the animal kingdom. They're always in their own little world, floating around, and when you try to approach them, they just give you that side-eye like, "Do you mind?
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Ducks are basically the multitaskers of nature. They can swim, dive, fly, and walk. Meanwhile, I can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line without looking like a toddler who just discovered their feet.
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You ever notice how ducks always look like they're judging us? I mean, every time I see a duck waddling around, I feel like it's silently critiquing my life choices. "Quack, quack, you're still wearing socks with sandals, buddy!
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Speaking of ducks, why do we call it a "wild goose chase" when, let's be honest, chasing after a goose would be way easier than dealing with some of my family members during the holidays?
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Ducks have it all figured out, don't they? They can swim, fly, and walk. Meanwhile, I struggle to get out of bed in the morning without tripping over my own feet.
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You ever notice how ducks always seem to have their life together? They're always so calm on the water, while I'm over here stressing about whether I remembered to turn off the stove.
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You ever try to have a staring contest with a duck? Don't bother; you'll lose every time. Those ducks have seen things—probably more than I have during my entire existence.
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