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Why did the book go to therapy? It wanted to get to the bottom of its issues!
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Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? It couldn't handle the constant synonyms.
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful author? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What did the dyslexic person say after watching 'Star Wars'? 'I liked Yoda.
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I tried to write a book on procrastination, but I never got around to it.
Note to Self: Learn to Read
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I read the note, can't read, and I thought, Is this a reminder for me or the ghostwriter? Maybe we both need a literacy workshop. 'Hooked on Phonics – now with a ghostwriter edition!'
The Cryptic Chronicles
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My notes are like secret agent messages. Can't read – is that a code? Am I about to be recruited into the 'Illiteracy Liberation Front'? Do they have a secret handshake, or do we just exchange confused glances?
When Words Play Hide and Seek
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My notes said, can't read, and I thought, Well, I can read, so what's the problem? It's like playing hide and seek with words – they think they can just disappear, and we're supposed to find them like, I see you, 'can't read,' behind that excuse!
Ghostwriter's Rebellion
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I asked my ghostwriter for notes, and all I got was can't read. It's like they're on strike. No more words until we get better working conditions! Down with legible oppression!
The Illiterate Lament
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You know, my ghostwriter sent me some notes for this gig, and I have to say, the first note just said, can't read. I thought, Well, that's helpful. It's like going to a cooking class and being handed a blindfold. 'Good luck, chef!'
Note-tastrophe
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I got these notes that just said can't read, and I thought, Well, that's a note-tastrophe waiting to happen. Imagine me on stage, trying to deliver punchlines written in hieroglyphics. Comedy for the cryptic age!
Ghostwriting Woes
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My ghostwriter can't read, apparently. It's like having a GPS that's constantly lost. In 300 feet, turn... somewhere. I don't know, just figure it out!
When Notes Play Dumb
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I opened the notes, and the first thing it says is can't read. Well, that's just fantastic. It's like my notes are pretending to be innocent, like, Who, me? Illiteracy? I have no idea what you're talking about!
The Enigma of Notes
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My notes are like riddles. Can't read – is this a puzzle? Do I need to solve it to unlock the secret of a good punchline? Or is it just a reminder that my ghostwriter needs a new pair of glasses?
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