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You know you're in trouble when you're assembling furniture, and the instruction manual has a section titled "For those who can't read." It's like they're saying, "Hey, we know you're struggling, so here's a picture of a confused stick figure throwing a wrench. Good luck deciphering that hieroglyphic nightmare!
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The other day, I found myself in a library, and the librarian handed me a book with a note saying, "If you can't read, we offer audiobooks." I thought I was being discreet about it, but apparently, they have a sixth sense for literacy struggles.
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You ever notice how shampoo bottles have those tiny instructions in the back? It's like, "Apply, lather, rinse, repeat." I'm over here struggling with the first step – "can't read." Now I'm just standing in the shower, wondering if I'm using it as a body wash or a cooking sauce.
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I was looking at a menu at a fancy restaurant, and the font was so fancy that I couldn't make out a single dish. There was a small note at the bottom that said, "If you can't read this, maybe this place isn't for you." Well played, restaurant, well played. Looks like I'll stick to the local diner with a big, bold menu.
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I was at the doctor's office the other day, and they handed me a form. I squinted at it, and then I saw a note in the corner that said, "If you can't read this, please ask for assistance." I thought, "Doc, you're a lifesaver. Now, can you also help me with my handwriting deciphering skills?
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I bought a new gadget, and the user manual said, "For those who can't read, please visit our website for video instructions." Great, now I'm watching a tutorial on assembling a blender. It's like a low-budget, confusing cooking show.
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IKEA furniture is like a puzzle for adults. The instructions are this intricate dance of arrows and symbols. I'm just staring at it, thinking, "If I can't read Swedish hieroglyphs, does that mean my bookshelf will end up being a coffee table?
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I recently bought a new gadget with a manual thicker than a novel. I start flipping through the pages, and then I hit a section that just says, "If you can't read this, good luck!" Well, that's helpful. Looks like I'll be winging it with my new high-tech paperweight.
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I was shopping for snacks, and I picked up a bag of chips with a label that read, "If you can't read, please enjoy the pictures." I feel like I'm in a kindergarten class, except instead of finger painting, I'm munching on potato art.
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I got a new board game the other day, and the rules were in such small print that it might as well have been written in Morse code. There was a note that said, "If you can't read this, get your reading glasses." I guess the game is just an elaborate scheme by optometrists to boost their business.
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